Previously, on Melissa’s blog…
-I braved the California wildfires
-Spent the day with TIVO
-Hung out in NYC

Today on Melissa’s blog…
-I’ll say thanks to my boyfriend for not returning any of my calls about our home potentially burning to the ground. I understand. Groupies keep a man busy.
-I’ll give a shout-out to my niece who at four years old has won the Massachusetts Tiny Tot State Championship in baton twirling…holla!
-I’ll teach a dog new tricks.
-I’ll balance my checkbook.
-I’ll go to work this afternoon…earn that cake bitch.
-I’ll make up my mind and choose between two loves.

Coming up on Melissa's Blog...
-I'll open the hatch and lift weights with the guy living beneath the island.
-I'll make a nice salad for dinner.
-AtotheZ will come over and you'll find out who I chose.