Dear God, It's Me Margaret...
Today I bought my Dog a t-shirt that says, "I love Bitches." I've never purchased pet clothing before and I really don't wanna be known as a girl who dresses up their Dog in booties and hats and shit, but this shirt made me laugh out loud. It's even funnier on him cause it's like a tight wife-beater. I can’t wait to get home and put it on him. He’s going to look very buff as he brags to the world about his love of bitches.

We’ve been having Topspin (the tennis game) battles. But it seems whoever's Sampras wins – conspiracy?

Until next time: It’s Kate Moss’ world, we’re all just cutting lines in it.
Put on “Glycerine” by Bush and makeout with the one you love!