Virginia Is For Lovers
It was nice to be home for a whole day and a half! Lol! I decided to join my traveling salesman of a boyfriend for a few days on the east coast. Because, well, what else do I have to do now? But, mainly to attend a hurricane relief benefit that he’s performing in. Kirsten and Scotty are with us and it’s been a lot of fun in the big blue bus. We brought Fancy too. He’s actually handling the closed quarters surprisingly well. Such a good little doggie. Oh, by the way, Fancy Does Not Love Bitches. I put that t-shirt on him, turned around for a second, and when I turned back, he had it ripped off and was chewing it into shreds. Fancy will cut a bitch.

We watched one of the funniest movies ever last night. “Van Wilder” I’ve seen this movie way to many times. I love the part where Van is interviewing Taj to be his assistant and he flips out and says “I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.” To funny! Well, off to grab some lunchy.
If you’re feeling frisky, put on “Only You” by Josh Kelly and get nasty on the kitchen counter!