“I'm gonna tell you somethin' right now. While you're out there playing patty cake with your friend Pedro, your Uncle Rico is makin' 120 bucks.”

-G locked himself out of the hotel room when I was in the shower yesterday and in his words, “tore up this hallway like a stripper on coke”. Then later on, Freddy wanted to get dinner but G slammed the door in his face and told him “Get outta here, we’re watching Degrassi on DVD...season 2, my favorite season!”. I don’t think he’ll live that one down.

-Did Britney have her baby?

-The Constant Gardener is a really good movie, if you have the means, I highly recommend checking it out.

-If anyone knows who sings that song that goes “I love you I love you Ilove you!” tell me because I’ve had it stuck in my head for three days but I have no idea who sings it.

-Heidi, stop looking up your symptoms on Google and get your ass to the doctors. “can’t we just Google this and figure out a home remedy?”

-I’m STILL lovin’ the “My Doorbell” video. It’s on here every two seconds yea! I’m openly, unapologetically a huge White Stripes fan. When my “Hardest Button to Button” was stolen in The Mitsubishi Eclipse Break-in of 2003, I was devastated! Those kids are too damn cute.

-Back in LA soon. High heels, dresses, shit-talking at the television.

“At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?”